As Bad As You Thought?: Hellraiser Revelations
We all know and love Pinhead and his Cenobites, they are some of the most iconic characters in horrordom. But it is no secret that over the years the franchise has slipped in it’s quality, but it is this film out of all the terrible entries in the franchise that garnered the most attention. It … Read more
As Bad As You Thought?: Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
If there is one man fanboys around the world can put aside their differences and unite to destroy it’s….well there are quite a few who fit the bill but in this case I’m talking about Michael Bay. Bay is the kind of pioneering filmmkaer who says to himself: “I don’t need a script let’s make … Read more
As Bad As You Thought?: TerrorVision
A few months ago I was reading my favorite magazine HorrorHound and they were interviewing a veteran horror director by the name of, Ted Nicolaou. Mr. Nicolaou spoke of one of his films that he was particularly proud of called, TerrorVision a movie from 1986 that while not released onto Blu-Ray or DVD the studio had allowed for … Read more
As Bad As You Thought Avengers Month Edition: Captain America (1990)
Whenever you bring up the idea of a full fledged Captain America movie people immediately conjure up images of Chris Evans on a World War II battlefield plowing through HYDRA agents in the bad assiest way possible. This is because people have selective memory and forget that in 1990 there was another Captain America movie, … Read more
As Bad As You Thought?: Halloween Resurrection
As I have previously discussed, in his purest form Michael Meyers is fear personified and easily one of the most frightening characters in the history of film, and unfortunately this week we will not be seeing that Michael Meyers. Instead the version we will be seeing is a shameless attempt to cash in on the … Read more
As Bad As You Thought?: Dream House
I know I promised you all that I would tackle the Halle Berry travesty, Catwoman this week; but at the video store i came across this gem, Dream House and I remembered hearing the tales that arose from it’s production and that the director got so fed up with his working conditions he refused to take credit for … Read more
As Bad As You Thought?: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
The year was 1984 and thanks to a new generation of filmmakers, the beloved horror genre was experiencing a boom and in this year, Wes Craven would give us a horror flick that would become a genre classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street. If you don’t know the plot of the movie (then seriously what are … Read more
As Bad As You Thought?: Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
There are times when I think George Lucas feeds off the cries of pain he creates over the internet, but it was not always that bad. There was a time at the end of the 90′s where the original trilogy had been rereleased on VHS and a new generation of fans were swinging light sabers, and … Read more
As Bad As You Thought?: Twilight New Moon
This week I had originally planned on recapping/reviewing another in the superhero or horror flick, but to due the overwhelming response to last week’s edition I will now continue my stay in the middle of no where Washington for the second installment in the Twilight series. My problems with the first film were pretty well laid out … Read more
As Bad As You Thought?: Twilight
Let me begin this week’s adventure into bad moviedom with a statement; I love vampires. Of all the monsters in horror movies they are hands down my favorite; from the classy (Dracula, Dark Shadows) to the hip (The Lost Boys, Fright Night) so with that in mind you have to understand that this movie I am about to … Read more
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