Category Archive: Movie Reviews

Movie Review: ‘For Your Eyes Only’ (50 Years of Bond)

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Director: John Glen Cast: Roger Moore, Desmond Llewellyn, Lois Maxwell, Carole Bouquet, Julian Glover, Chaim Topol Story: Bond is on a mission to find a lost ATAC (Automatic Target Attack Communicator) and finds… Continue reading

Movie Review: Smashed

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Directed by: James Ponsoldt Starring: Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Aaron Paul. Nick Offerman, Octavia Spencer, and Megan Mullaly Plot: A married woman faces trouble with her alcoholic husband when she decides to get sober.… Continue reading

Thoughts while watching Cabin in the Woods (a review recap)

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Hey it’s Richard Jenkins… I’ve met that dude, very chill, great character actor, things are off to a good start! Hey it’s Fred from Angel!! I loved Fred (Damn you Whedooooon!!!) They’re all… Continue reading

Another ‘Skyfall’ Review

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Directed by: Sam Mendes Written by: John Logan, Neal Purvis, and Robert Wade Watch out for: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, a smoking hot Bérénice Marlohe Pitch: Someone is trying to kill James Bond’s… Continue reading

‘Skyfall’ Review

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NO SPOILERS Now I’ll start this review by letting you in on a little secret. I’m not the biggest James Bond fan. Put down your pitchforks, I like the movies, really I do.… Continue reading

John Carpenter in Review: The Ward (2010)

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Starring: Amber Heard, Jared Harris, and Danielle Panabaker Plot: Kristin (Amber Heard) is a young woman committed to a psych ward among girls her own age. She is being haunted by a supernatural force, one… Continue reading

John Carpenter in Review: Ghosts of Mars (2001)

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Starring: Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube, and Jason Statham Plot:  A group of soldiers travel to a mining colony on Mars to transport a dangerous prisoner. When they get there they find all the residents have… Continue reading

John Carpenter in Review: Vampires (1998)

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 Starring: James Woods, Daniel Baldwin, and Thomas Ian Griffith Plot: Jack Crow, an elite vampire hunter, seeks to wipe out the very first vampire before he figures out how to empower himself with the ability… Continue reading

John Carpenter in Review: Escape from L. A. (1996)

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Starring: Kurt Russell, Steve Buscemi, and Stacey Keach Plot: L.A. has been separated from the contiguous United States by an earthquake and left lawless. The President’s daughter runs away to the island with… Continue reading

John Carpenter in Review: In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

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Starring: Sam Neill, Jurgen Prochnow, and Charlton Heston Plot: John Trent, an insurance investigator, is tasked with retrieving a manuscript from a popular horror novelist, Sutter Cane, who has gone missing. He finds… Continue reading