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The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part XII

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Well, this is it. We’ve seen Jason Voorhees grow from a child in a man, switch from a sack to a hockey mask, die and come back (several times), inspire a copycat, vacation… Continue reading

The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part XI

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Although it’s considered to be garbage and makes no sense to the continuity, Jason X was pretty fun compared to the later films in the series. Between that and the madness of Jason Goes to… Continue reading

The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part X

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Here’s my theory: the original concept for the franchise was an anthology series. I think they had all the scripts prepared, but the popularity of Jason lead to them include him as the… Continue reading

The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part IX

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This series has gotten dumb. What started as a brutal couple of films about a psychotic killer is now about a cartoon maniac with rapidly changing lore. This final entry promises that Jason… Continue reading

The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part VIII

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This franchise used to feature a lumbering, undead monster. Now it is a lumbering, undead monster. No matter what dumb crap they throw in, it won’t die. Jason has died and come back,… Continue reading

The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part VII

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Right…they brought Jason back from the dead and then dumped him into Crystal Lake with an anchor and that seems to put him in a coma or something. This series is getting pretty… Continue reading

The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part VI

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At this point I’m beginning to wonder what kept this series going for as long as it did. Jason isn’t that interesting a character, and he didn’t get his trademark look until well… Continue reading

Movie Review: ‘Cars 3’

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Director: Brian Fee Cast: Owen Wilson, Cristela Alonzo, Nathan Fillion, Chris Cooper, Armie Hammer, Bonnie Hunt, Daniel Whitney Plot: Racing veteran Lightning McQueen finds himself outclassed by the new generation of cars. Unwilling… Continue reading

PROMO CORNER: ‘Wonder Woman’ Hoodie To Be Won, ‘Homecoming’ Gear and…Lingerie?

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Hello wonderful followers! This is something a little different. In the past our policy has been not to promote anything that we don’t use ourselves, but we get so many emails from folk… Continue reading

The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part V

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Well, Jason Voorhees is dead. I guess the series will have to change direction and not think of contrived ways to maintain brand recognition. Previously: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV… Continue reading