As Bad As You Thought?: Troll 2
A young adventurer makes his way through a fog shrouded meadow, being menaced by an evil, the kind of evil that wears rubber masks, GOBLINS!!!!!! He tried to get away and is stopped… Continue reading
Category Archive: Movie Reviews
Movie Review: War Horse
A review by LegendarySuit Director: Steven Spielberg Cast: Jeremy Irvine, Peter Mullen, Emily Watson Plot: Young Albert enlists to service in WWI after his beloved horse, Joey, is sold to the cavalry. Albert’s… Continue reading
Star Wars in Review: ‘Star Wars’
Finally, we get to the good stuff… Director: George Lucas Cast: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Alec Guiness, David Prowse, James Earl Jones Plot: When Princess Leia of the Rebellion is captured… Continue reading
Star Wars in Review: ‘The People vs George Lucas’
A Review by G-FUNK Taking a moment to step away from the ‘Star Wars’ movies to review an outsider perspective on the culture surrounding ‘Star Wars’ fandom and the pressing issue that divides… Continue reading
‘Salt’ Retro Review
A Review by G-Funk Director: Phillip Noyce Cast: Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber Plot: A CIA finds out that she might be a Russian sleeper agent. Or she might not be. Or she might… Continue reading
Star Wars in Review: Episode III
A Review by G-Funk Director: George Lucas Cast: Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christenson, Natalie Portman, Samuel L. Jackson, Frank Oz Plot: Anakin Skywalker, a Jedi who remains secretly married (in spite of spending all… Continue reading
As Bad As You Thought?: Batman and Robin
I have dreaded this day, but from the time I decided to review bad movies on a weekly basis that this day would come. Of all the bad movies this one stands out… Continue reading
‘The Adventures of Tintin’ Movie Review
A Review by G-FUNK Director: Steven Spielberg Cast: Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Daniel Craig Plot: Boyish journalist Tintin happens upon a model of a ship – The Unicorn –… Continue reading
Christmas Review: Just Friends
Director: Roger Kumble Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart, and Chris Klein Plot: Chris Brander (Ryan Reynolds), a former obese teenager turned handsome womanizer, comes home for Christmas and gets a second chance with his highschool… Continue reading
Review: The Descendants
A review by SLAM ADAMS! Director: Alexander Payne Starring: George Clooney, Shailene Woodley, and Beau Bridges Plot: George Clooney plays Matt, a Hawaiian land owner. Matt has to face becoming a more active parent… Continue reading
