Oh fuck off Justin Bieber. Just because you made a joke about why he’s there doesn’t make it relevant. The self-depreciating humour in the opening Billy Crystal reel is kinda…lame. Crystal stretching Tom… Continue reading
A moment of insanity by G-FUNK Ok, let’s clear this up now: this isn’t a parody article where I come up with a bunch of sarcastic reasons why The Room is great when… Continue reading
I may be wrong to assume that there are going to be sequels to this summer’s The Amazing Spider-Man but let’s be honest, it looks awesome and if the crap-fest that was Spiderman… Continue reading
In the past I have talked about how Joel Schumacher ruined the great Batman film franchise. Many people often point to Batman & Robin as proof of that, and as I have written in the… Continue reading
As some of you are already aware, I live in Australia. This is the hottest month of the year and the past few days have been SCORCHING. This is fine when you’re free… Continue reading
Here are what I consider the greatest opening credits in cinema history. I put some thought into it and tried not to use the overall quality of the film dictate my options. The… Continue reading
Director: Julia Leigh Cast: Emily Browning, Rachael Blake, Ewen Leslie Plot: Struggling university Lucy holds a variety of jobs to get by – waitress, escort, even a lab rat. When she is offered… Continue reading
I have a love/hate relationship with Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. As a huge Star Wars nerd I haven’t been more hyped since the new trilogy was announced, I was one… Continue reading
Director: Alfonso Cuaron Cast: Standard line-up with Michael Gambon, Gary Oldman, David Thewlis and Timothy Spall Plot: With a mass murderer on the loose and hunting for Harry, Hogwarts sits under a dark… Continue reading
Director: Adrien Grenier Plot: Hollywood celebrity and star of the show Entourage Adrian Grenier notices a fourteen year old boy has taken up work as a member of the paparazzi, freelance photographers who… Continue reading
