The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part IX
This series has gotten dumb. What started as a brutal couple of films about a psychotic killer is now about a cartoon maniac with rapidly changing lore. This final entry promises that Jason… Continue reading
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The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part VIII
This franchise used to feature a lumbering, undead monster. Now it is a lumbering, undead monster. No matter what dumb crap they throw in, it won’t die. Jason has died and come back,… Continue reading
The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part VII
Right…they brought Jason back from the dead and then dumped him into Crystal Lake with an anchor and that seems to put him in a coma or something. This series is getting pretty… Continue reading
The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part VI
At this point I’m beginning to wonder what kept this series going for as long as it did. Jason isn’t that interesting a character, and he didn’t get his trademark look until well… Continue reading
Movie Review: ‘Cars 3’
Director: Brian Fee Cast: Owen Wilson, Cristela Alonzo, Nathan Fillion, Chris Cooper, Armie Hammer, Bonnie Hunt, Daniel Whitney Plot: Racing veteran Lightning McQueen finds himself outclassed by the new generation of cars. Unwilling… Continue reading
The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part V
Well, Jason Voorhees is dead. I guess the series will have to change direction and not think of contrived ways to maintain brand recognition. Previously: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV… Continue reading
The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part IV
We certainly had plenty of gritty, old school slasher fun with the first two films, followed by a boring and pointless third film. Can the series redeem itself or are we doomed to… Continue reading
Movie Review: ‘Despicable Me 3’
Director: Pierre Coffin, Kyle Balda Cast: Steve Carrell, Kristen Wiig, Trey Parker, Miranda Cosgrove, Dana Gaier, Nev Scharrel, Steve Coogan, Julie Andrews, Jenny Slater Plot: Former super-villain Gru is on the hunt for… Continue reading
Movie Review: ‘All Eyez on Me’
Director: Benny Boom Cast: Demetrius Shipp, Jr., Danai Gurira, Annie Ilonzeh, Jamal Woolard, Kat Graham, Dominic L. Santana Plot: Tupac Shakur was born to a Black Panther and grew up seeing the abuse… Continue reading
The Jason Voorhees Marathon: Part 3
Previously: Part I and Part II We’re into the third film and we’re yet to see the Jason familiar to pop-culture: hockey mask, machete and unable to die. He’s just a big, ugly… Continue reading
