‘Salt’ Retro Review
A Review by G-Funk Director: Phillip Noyce Cast: Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber Plot: A CIA finds out that she might be a Russian sleeper agent. Or she might not be. Or she might… Continue reading
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Star Wars in Review: The 10 Coolest ‘Star Wars’ Moments
A Top 10 by G-FUNK Having started of my retrospective with the more recent cinematic offerings hasn’t given me many nice things to say so far. Let’s take the opportunity to turn that… Continue reading
Star Wars in Review: The 10 Most Idiotic ‘Star Wars’ Characters
A Top 10 by G-Funk The ‘Star Wars’ movies have produced some of the most iconic and memorable characters in the history of cinema. It also showcases some truly moronic creatures. George Lucas… Continue reading
Capt. Haddock is a Great Role Model For Our Children
Recently the Steven Spielberg/Peter Jackson adaptation of the popular children’s stories – ‘The Adventures of Tintin’ – arrived on our screens. The movie itself is awesome, as discussed in our review. A few… Continue reading
Star Wars in Review: Episode III
A Review by G-Funk Director: George Lucas Cast: Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christenson, Natalie Portman, Samuel L. Jackson, Frank Oz Plot: Anakin Skywalker, a Jedi who remains secretly married (in spite of spending all… Continue reading
‘The Adventures of Tintin’ Movie Review
A Review by G-FUNK Director: Steven Spielberg Cast: Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Daniel Craig Plot: Boyish journalist Tintin happens upon a model of a ship – The Unicorn –… Continue reading
Showdown: Hanna vs Hit-Girl
Hired killers and psychotic vigilantes have become commonplace on our cinema screens. It’s almost a given that when a person has been wronged the normal response will be a kill-crazy rampage, ending dozens… Continue reading
We Have a New URL!
After a visit from Santa (or possible my good lady Doctor Funk) we have bought the domain name for this little corner of the internet. Starting today we can now be found at…houseofgeekery.com… Continue reading
‘Cowboys and Aliens’ DVD Review
A Review by G-Funk! Director: Jon Favreau Cast: Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Sam Rockwell, Olivia Wilde Plot: There’s a bunch of cowboys and a bunch of aliens. They have a disagreement. Review: I… Continue reading
Yes, We Should Tell Our Children that Santa is Real
A feature by G-FUNK. When I was on my way to becoming a parent my wife and I had a discussion about whether or not we should participate in the charade of Santa… Continue reading
