Tag Archive: rant

Why I Hate Gwyneth Paltrow with a Passion

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I don’t hate celebrities. What’s the point? If I don’t like them I just don’t pay them any heed. Ben Stiller’s brand of humour doesn’t work for me, but it doesn’t make me… Continue reading

JUST SAY NO to the Shadow of the Colossus movie.

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Being a huge video game and movie fan, the truth of video game film adaptation’s long history of failures is in no way lost on me. Most suck and that’s just how it… Continue reading

2 Broken Episodes of ‘2 Broke Girls’ – a Review

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These past few years have been a boon time for television sitcoms. After Friends and Seinfeld packed it in without downright disappointing finales we entered a void. Everyone was trying to emulate the… Continue reading

The Disney Mom Conundrum

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As Mother’s Day approached, I thought I would take a look back at one of the most notorious mother-hating institutions in the entertainment world- Disney. Below is my analysis of the good, bad,… Continue reading

10 Things Comic Writers Cannot Be Trusted With

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There are some comic writers who can be trusted with almost any material. If I see the name Ed Brubaker, Paul Dini, Neil Gaiman, Brian Michael Bendis on a cover I trust them… Continue reading

10 Reason’s Tim Burton Has Gotten Boring

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When Tim Burton came out of the woodwork during the late 1980s he was a uniquely dark voice in a technicolor industry. Having quickly established himself as a creative talent with a solid… Continue reading

The New ‘Sherlock Holmes’ May be the Worst Thing Ever

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For a while I knew what the worst thing ever made for television was. It was the U.S. remake of Spaced. For those unfamiliar with Spaced (shame on you) it is an immensely… Continue reading

Random Thoughts While Watching The Oscars

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Oh fuck off Justin Bieber. Just because you made a joke about why he’s there doesn’t make it relevant. The self-depreciating humour in the opening Billy Crystal reel is kinda…lame. Crystal stretching Tom… Continue reading

You Need To Meet Their Mother. Right Now.

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The week that the House of Geekery launched coincided with the seventh season of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ starting. At the time I wrote an article about why they needed to start… Continue reading

What Makes a Good Prequel?

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G-FUNK lays out some truth… Prequels. So few words are as reviled by cinema snobs as this one. It inspires more groans that ‘sequel’, ‘reboot’ and ‘gritty’ combined (but not ‘video games adaptation).… Continue reading