The 20 Most Useless Websites Ever
A List of Useless Webpages by APPA THE GYPSY
Believe it or not, Appa found ANOTHER 20 Useless Websites! PART TWO!!
Ok, so you are going to get to the end of this post and seriously wonder how I found all of these webpages. Some of them I just knew about. I asked people about pointless webpages, and they told me about some that they knew about. And at some point I just started googling random stuff, and that’s how I got the rest. But, believe me, the internet is full of way more useless stuff than this.
1. Is It Christmas?
You can see what got me onto the train of thought that led me to this post, can’t you? This website tells you if it’s Christmas or not. One day a year, the website says “YES”, every other day, it says “NO”. Useful if you’re Santa, I suppose, although I always told myself that Santa was a little more organised than that.
2. Is Nickelback the Worst Band Ever?
http://isnickelbacktheworstbandever.tumblr.com/
Because you need a website to answer this question for you… On this website the answer is yet to change. Too bad if you disagree, I suppose, because we all know that everything on the internet is most definitely true. Always.
3. Is Margaret Thatcher Dead Yet?
http://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
Wondering if Margaret Thatcher is still alive and kicking? Look no further! This website has the answer! This one may be in bad taste, but it’s still just as pointless as the rest.
4. The Magic Button – Make Everything Ok
http://make-everything-ok.com/
Bless whoever made page. Just… bless you.
5. The Really Big Button That Doesn’t Do Anything
http://www.pixelscapes.com/spatulacity/button.htm
The title of the page is really misleading. Just saying…
6. The Dots
http://www.thepointless.com/dots
These dots do not do anything. Really.
7. Timeline
http://home.tiscali.nl/annejan/swf/timeline.swf
Most amazing site ever. It tells you the time, down to the second, the date, and what day it is. Only it told me the wrong year…. Don’t look at it too long, though. I think it’s bad for you… I just get that kind of feeling.
8. Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
Why does this webpage exist? I really don’t know. But someone put a little too much effort into it, and something tells me they’re going to be running out of legit content very soon. Bring on the photoshopping.
9. Has Fernando Torres Scored For Chelsea?
http://www.hasfernandotorresscoredforchelsea.com/
My sources tell me that this page said no for a very long time. But, no longer. Wondering how long it took? Don’t worry. This webpage answers that question too.
10. Instant Rimshot
Did you just make a really funny joke? Wish you had a sound effect to indicate just how funny your joke was? Problem solved. Just don’t do what I did and have the volume on your headphones up really loud when you press the giant red button…
11. Virtual Bubble Wrap
http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml
Saves plastic, I guess. Not quite as therapeutic as the real thing.
12. Non-Stop Nyan Cat!
Why does this exist? It records how long you last, and you can tweet your score. Why? On a side note, I lasted 3242.8 seconds before I had to go to bed. I then noticed that my head was throbbing… weird.
13. Zombo
This is actually kind of cool. Really and truly pointless, but still cool.
14. Dodge the Dot
http://gprime.net/game.php/dodgethedot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SO FUN!!!!!!
15. Virtual Stapler
http://www.virtualstapler.com/
Weirdly entertaining. Please don’t get addicted.
16. A Dot For Each Second
http://www.vendian.org/envelope/dir2/day_of_dots_clock/?do=02:17:54#topofclock
Keeps track of your day by changing the colour of one dot for every second. Why? I do not know.
17. Rainymood
I actually love this site. Maybe it’s not really that pointless. Listening to rain is very relaxing. Handy for when you’re studying.
18. Do Nothing For 2 Minutes
http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/
I did not succeed.
19. Blank
You’ll never guess what you’re going to find on this page. You’d better check it out.
20. Is My Computer On?
http://www.ismycomputeron.com/
My favourite so far. Click the link to find out! You’ll never figure out the answer to this question without visiting this webpage.
Know of any more pointless webpages? Put them in the comments! Some of them can be really fascinating.
I not only pressed ‘Make Everything OK’ I shared it on Facebook – this was great.
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It makes you feel weirdly good, doesn’t it? I think that button may actually be magic…
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Here’s a website where you can donate a million dollars for 1001 useless reasons http://www.gimmeamillion.com/?cat=63
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LOL – I agree. I have actually bookmarked it for future use…
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Good to see Zomba.com was on this list it was the mid nighties when I was first puzzled by it… And still it lives on
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I know! It’s so random…
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the penguin video was so random! loves it!
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Funny stuff! I love isnickelbacktheworstbandever.tumble.com!
Keep up the good work you guys.
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So happy that Zombo is still around… I used to show that website to everyone. Why? Only Zombocom knows.
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I love Nyan Cat.
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I keep checking, but it’s not Christmas yet!
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Reblogged this on Funk's House of Geekery.
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Kim Jong-Il’s Looking at Things is not useless! :)) I loved it!
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Kim Jong-Il’s Looking at Stuff one is not useless! :)) I loved it!
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It is rather amusing, I agree… and so popular! Haha.
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http://toggletoggle.com/
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Oh, wow. It doesn’t even explain its purpose or anything! It’s just there!!! A switch… to be switched! Haha! I love it.
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i love this
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http://themostuselesssiteever.com is REALLY the most totally useless.
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Don’t forget about this useless counter:
http://counterofcuriouspeople.blogspot.com.es/
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Dont’t forget about this useless website:
http://counterofcuriouspeople.blogspot.com.es/
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another good one is corgiorgy.com as well as crouton.net
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lol my friend made that
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Reblogged this on titifoti.
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Reblogged this on `The Penguin' says… and commented:
It’s not on there, but I wouldn’t call the Instant No Button that I occasionally feature on `The Penguin’ says… useless. I don’t understand how people can afford to pay to keep these domains up!
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Best websites ever!
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the inception button or crouton.net for sure
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We are pleased and honored to have actually given yard
upkeep Roswell GA has actually closed for over a years now.
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Wow. Just when you thought the internet had reached a new low …
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there is also (celebrating 10/21/15) http://istodaythedaymartymcflyarriveswhenhetravelstothefuture.com/
which from now on is completely useless, sadly i only found out about it today, as well as hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com
If someone can find me a search request in Google as to how to find all sites with names that are either questions or are what the site is, pls tell me.
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http://www.halloweencat.co.uk has got to be up there?
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Oh gosh… That is… terrifying…
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Interesting article. I like ismycomputeron.com very much. Very simple, but funny.
I also found out the site howtodosimplethings.com… there is a collection of crazy watches and other stuff.
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http://puppa.me is another one! 😛
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http://www.getagolf.com/ another one ! :))
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I like wasting my time by clicking the buttons on http://sprite.slicker.me
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https://www.theuselesswebindex.com/ has the biggest list of useless websites ^^
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…and launched four years after we published this article.
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