TV Review: ‘Supergirl’ Pilot
What a time to be a geek. All of our favourite characters are coming to cinemas and television with a level of love and quality we never thought possible. And now one of the most under-utilised (in cross media) and coolest heroines is joining the Flash and Green Arrow in headlining a TV show. Supergirl herself. They’ve got good actors, a big budget and the pedigree of the preceding DC shows in its corner. Due to a leak, we just got watching the pilot episode! What was it like?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll…
Ok, biggest problem here? Calista Flockhart. The former star of massive hit show Ally McBeal plays the ‘Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada‘ wannabe boss to Supergirl’s human guise in a newspaper office and she’s downright awful. When it originally aired I did watch Ally McBeal mainly due to the awesome support cast of Lucy Liu, Portia de Rossi, Peter McNicol, Jane Krakowski and Greg Germann and I don’t remember her being especially being an especially bad actor. In this though…she is really, really bad. In her introduction at 5:00 she looks like she’s been told to act natural and can’t remember what she usually does with her arms. At 18:00 minutes she looks like she’s having trouble co-ordinating talking and walking at the same time. Is she reading the script from giant cue-cards for the first time, because that’s what it looks like.
So Calista Flockhart is shockingly bad. She’s a support cast member and hopefully she’ll get killed off nice and quickly. Let’s get to the real show.
Remember sitting through the first act of Age of Ultron and thinking ‘wow, this is really rushing through the set-up’. Compared to Supergirl it might as well have been directed by Terrance Malick. By the end of the first 20 minutes we’d been hurried through Supergirl’s backstory in leaving Krypton, getting lost, arriving on Earth, meeting Superman, being adopted, growing up, having a secret identity, introducing a half dozen characters, introduced villains, gone public as a superhero, found a love interest, had a costume design montage mashed with a power discovery montage, been betrayed by someone she trusted and revealed the truth to a friend. If that sounds like it was cramming in a lot of story at the expense of logic and enjoyment than you get a gold star.
Let us explain what we mean by that. There’s this nerdy dude at Supergirl’s workplace. When she turns up to work he asks her out. She turns him down. No further interaction. Then when everyone has found out about Supergirl and she reveals to him the big secret. What? Why? Who is this dude anyway? All we know is that he asked her out and she said no, what about their relationship makes him the most trustworthy person in her life? No idea. He then helps her make her costume. When her first cape gets riddled with bullets he says “ok, the new cape is made from a structured polymer composite”. He’s a nerdy journalist, when did he become Tony Stark?
During this same montage Supergirls method of finding out if she’s bullet proof is by walking slowly up to a bunch of guys shooting machine guns at her. Couldn’t think of a better way of doing this? Logic problems due to rushing.
It also seems weird that they’ve repurposed Jimmy Olsen as the über-slick photo journalist hero who comes up with such amazing concepts such as ‘maybe her hair looked dark because it’s dirty’ (a line treated with stunned silence at its genius) when they have a nerdy journalist who could’ve been Jimmy Olsen.
Speaking of the dialogue, over all it’s poor. The aforementioned hair discussion is one of the lamest exchanges ever. The only thing that comes across as more awkward are some of the haphazard attempts at feminism. I would have hoped that we’d reached the point where we can have a show about a female super hero without forcing a feminist angle to highlight the fact. But no. During a punch-up with another Kryptonian, one who has already knocked the snot out of her, the enemy grabs her punch in one hand and uppercuts her into the sky with the other. Then the following exchange:
“She’s not strong enough for this!”
“Why? because she’s a GIRL?!“
Um…no…it’s not because she’s a girl. It’s because she’s been beaten by this dude once already and he’s clearly got the drop on her. The whole thing was really crammed in there sideways and it detracted from the actual progression forward of having a female driven superhero show.
This is all sounding pretty poor, but all the stuff that didn’t work was mostly in the first half. It picked up in the later parts of the show. Melissa Benoist carries the show pretty well, and wears the costume with a good amount of confidence. She’s a worthy leading lady for a show of this nature. The special effects are good, and the bright, colourful look is preferable to the grittiness of Man of Steel. Apart from the aforementioned Flockhart the cast is good. The cameo from Dean Cain was good for a giggle to use older nerds.
Action wise the show is spot on. Supergirl punches a truck and it looks just as cool as you’d want it to. Catching airplanes, foiling bank robberies, chasing cars…we see a number of classic comic book tropes used to good effect here.
Overall, the show didn’t light my world on fire. I’m still more excited about Legends of Tomorrow. But there’s potential for something awesome once it’s ironed out the bumps and stopped rushing the origin. That might not be a glowing review but I said the same thing about The Flash and that’s been gangbusters.
This sounds better than I thought it would be. I’m not one for downloading (I’m just petrified of a virus), so I’ll have to wait until November. That said, it doesn’t sound like something we all need to be rushing out to see.
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I felt the same way about the trailer. It didn’t set my world on fire and I strongly disliked the first part of it. The second half of the trailer was a little more fun. I didn’t even recognize Calista Flockhart when I first saw her. I didn’t like her but didn’t know who she was either.
I was Almost giddy about Legends of Tomorrow.
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More often than not, the pilot goes thru re-shots after the upfronts and a few test screenings because people like yourself point out some of the big flaws that could be corrected with some small tweeks. I expected the show to be a little corny, and even a little bad at times. Arrow, Flash, Gotham, and AOS were all kinda goofy in the beginning, but found their footing and are pretty enjoyable.
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It is “refreshing” to watch someone with a red and blue costume to be smiling and happy with her powers; I also really liked that they incorporated certain aspects of the Supergirl from the comics. The show looks promising to me, and I am glad that they leaked (if they did it intentionally) the pilot to counteract that horrendous trailer that came out two weeks ago.
If anyone is interested in a comic book fan’s of Supergirl review of the pilot you can find it on my blog: strengthbeforeweakness.weebly.com (Spoiler Free).
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That sounds like a lame poke at Man Of Steel….. Superman smiled when it was needed in that movie. We are sorry he didn’t smile enough for you when he was fighting a squad of Kryptonian military guys hellbent in destroying Earth
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Uh oh. We upset a fanboy.
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Did you catch that Kara’s earth mom is was played by original Supergirl Helen Slater?
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I didn’t spot that! Nice cameo!
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And her Earth Dad is played by Lois and Clark’s Superman Dean Cain.
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Yes, we noted that in the review. Please read before commenting.
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did you notice Kara’s earth mom was played by original Supergirl Helen Slater?
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I am not sure if the likable lead can make up for the gaping plot holes, the contrived writing and above all reminding the audience every five minutes “this is a female superhero!!!” Though the worst might have been that they made her character basically a female version of Superman than an own character – with “female” translating into insecure.
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Yeah, in contrast to the feminist angle the character is very much the insecure and awkward stereotype that is becoming pretty tired. Hopefully that’ll be addressed as the series moves forward.
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She has been the female version of Superman since 1958… so I guess they are being faithful to the source material
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Even the Comics managed to give her an own distinct personality.
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Reblogged this on blacklightmafia.
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If I’m honest,I expected something much worse.Despite all its flaws,I found it pretty enjoyable.I’m specially pleased with the depiction of Krypton (did you realize that the rockets were really similar to world of Krypton mini-series vehicles?).It felt like a optimistic and much better take than the horrible Snyder film.Totally agree with you about jimmy Olsen.Why the hell isn’t Win theat character,instead of that boring jock?This one has NOTHING to do with the nerdy character from the comics.The first villain has nothing to do with the comics,either,but let’s wait and see.
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It is nice to see something moving away from all the dark and gritty. I’m hoping it will pick up.
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This review seems like one of those hateful comments you see on the IGN boards. Starting with the Devil Wears Prada comparison that has been over used all over those boards. I watched the Pilot and thought it was great. I am glad they treated her origin brief and to the point. No need for another origin story. I don’t feel we needed more background into the nerdy dude because it’s pretty obvious they have been working together for a while now. Yeah it was a little sudden she told him but whatever. I assume she knows him well enough to trust him. Everything about the show worked really well. My only nitpick was the scene when she was holding off the ax and using her heat vision. I feel that scene could be a little shorter.
I also don’t have a problem with the depiction of James Olsen. Here is a thought. In this shows timeline, I am guessing Superman has been around for at least 10 or 15 years. (when Supes drops her with the Danvers she was 13 and he was already Superman for a while. In the show she is 24) In those 10 to 15 years a nerdy Jimmy might have grown into James. People do change and mature.
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I’m not being hateful, just calling it as I see it without being a fanboy.
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I am a complete fanboy, and was sooper excited when I heard they were making a Supergirl TV series. The end result I think is decent. The key word is potential.
I also think its a little odd to be having her go up against a bunch of super-powered criminals in the same universe where Superman exists. You can’t tell me all those guys pouring out of the Fort Ra’s or whatever it was called don’t warrant attention from “the big guy.” Kara just put on the suit that day and whether “just a girl” or not, she obviously doesn know how to fight. She could tear a human apart without knowing how to punch…but an alien with similar abilities? Not a chance.
I hope they make the show more plausible (as plausible as it can be) moving forward because I am finally glad to have a TV show I can share with my niece.
Oh and also thought the reveal at the end is kind of idiotic and very much venturing into soap opera territory.
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Agreed. They really jammed a lot of information into this pilot, they could have taken some time letting her learn what she’s capable of.
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I watched it with my wife. I got bored hoping it would pick up. Felt that the iconic characters (jimmy olsen as example) should of been made more like the comics. My wife got so bored she started playing games on her android tablet while watching… Also time felt like it was going backwards. The biggest gripe I have with it was supergirl goes from having no fighting skills to a full set of fighting skills from one scene to the next.
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Oh man you are so spot on in this review. I thought watching Laurel Lance’s fight scenes as Black Canary in Arrow were cheesy and hilarious, Melissa Benoist’s tops them by a long shot. Watch that last fight scene where the guy grabs her by the leg and she kicks him with her free leg, smh. I’m frightened by Ally McBeal’s botoxed face.
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